It was a beautiful February morning. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the lambs were gamboling in the fields and the CD compiler was happily doing what he does, compiling a CD. With more than a day until the courier was due to collect the master CD, the CD compiler was whistling a happy tune as he merrily compiled another CD... Then it happened, disaster struck. The phone rang and the CD compiler cheerily answered it. It was the great Lord Horgan, asking how the CD was going. "Fine" was the cheery reply. "It needs to be at the duplicators by 8am tomorrow" says Lord Horgan. At this point darl clouds drew across the sun, the birds flew away and the lambs ran off as if they'd smelled mint sauce. Lord Horgan was sorely dismayed, but he had very few serfs, especially since the departure of Squire Bettinson to foreign lands where they speak in strange tongues. But the Lord had spoken and nothing more could be said. OK, it wasn't quite like that, but mad panic makes less interesting reading. The CD was almost finished, just a few directories of icons to snapshot, some general maintenance stuff, like virus checking, a test burn of the CD and then install the Mac software for ShapeShifter. Most of these were pretty straightforward, until the time came to sort the Mac stuff. Booting up ShapeShifter, I copied some 60MB of archives via MAC: device and started to unpack and install them. Suddenly I had lost all my familiar, and heavily customised, tools. No Opus Workbench, no SnoopDOS, no way of looking at installer scripts to see what went where. HEEEEEELLLLLLPPP!!!!! Ah well, time passed and things worked out, except I didn't really have any time to pass. Lord Horgan decreed a stay of execution of twelve hours and here we are with one CD, two floppy disks and no sleep... how long until the pub opens? -- Neil neil@thepub
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